Drop the evidence
Paste a URL, upload your resume, or add the profile text you want judged. Choose how ruthless the roast should be.
Brutal audit engine
Find your weak spot. Make it shareable.
Roastmark grades your resume, profile, site, or portfolio with a brutally specific AI report card—then turns the verdict into a feed-ready artifact.
One free teaser. No signup required to try it.
The Roastmark promise
No signup
Try one audit before handing over an email address.
No vague fluff
Every score points to a concrete strength, miss, or fix.
Your call to share
Nothing is posted without your explicit action.
Three moves. One verdict.
Useful enough to fix. Sharp enough to post.
Roastmark compresses an expert-style critique into a fast, visual ritual: submit, get scored, share the damage.
Get the report card
Receive an overall score, category breakdown, memorable callouts, and prioritized changes you can use immediately.
Sample breakdown
Portfolio first impression
62
Clarity74%
Proof43%
Personality68%
Post the verdict
Export a branded vertical result image in one tap. Its link points friends back to Roastmark, and sharing unlocks another free use.
Pricing without the trap
Try the sting. Pay for the full diagnosis.
No ads, setup fee, or subscription required for a one-off roast.
Teaser
$0
One fast reality check.
- Overall score
- Top strength and biggest miss
- Watermarked share card
- One extra use after sharing
Full damage report
$7
One-time unlock for one complete audit.
Priced to keep AI inference and hosting below 15% of each paid output.
Full category scorecard
Prioritized fixes
Specific rewrite suggestions
High-resolution share artifact
No Roastmark teaser blur
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Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions with straight answers
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